Giddyup Gee Gee
Thursday, December 28th, 2006Current Mood:
Cool
“Get off your horse and drink your milk!?” Or whatever they say in all the spagetti westerns! Emma, Lucy and I had a Back Country and Beach Horse Trekking adventure thing today and loved it…
We’re in Magnetic Island at the moment, a little place just off the North East Peninsula in Oz. Really quaint little place where you can’t really get lost as there is only 1 main road that stretches from the South to the North of the island along the East coast. Because of this we decided to hire out a mini-moke, sounds pretty cool doesn’t it! Well trust me I felt like a camped up Graham Norton as the girls decided on what is called a ‘topless’ car, basically a little Daihatsu thing which has had its doors and roof removed and a little section added in! Doesn’t sound too bad – how about I add it had some bright pink panels, furry pink steering wheel cover and bright pink furry seats with hearts sewn in! “Suits you sir!”. Anyway, as Scatt decided that she was better off on two legs, rather than four so while we were on our horse trek she would pick up the ‘topless’ car and take herself on one of the many treks around the island.
So it was just Lucy, Emma and I who were going on the horses so early this morning we walked up to Blueys Ranch – guess they were trying to be like Dallas as the owners were in their ten Gallon hats, smoking Marlbora and walking around with the whole kit and caboodle on – minus the spurs!
I signed myself into the Novice group, while Emma went into the Pippa Funnell wannabes and Lucy went into the intermediates – a diverse range of levels then. Em was given a horse called ‘Popeye’, Lucy was given a beaut called ‘Matilda’ and I was given a biggun called ‘Mischief’.Â
We were shown how to get the horse to walk and turn left and right which seemed easy enough, so I jumped up into the Advanced section of the group :). Really nice just walking along in the bush as we saw a whole load of wild Wallabies and stuff. We stopped to do a girth check ;) (oh err!) and then we started trotting along (a kind of power walk in human terms). It was really good as I got the hang of what is known in the trade as a ‘rising trot’ really quickly so managed to maintain my cover as advanced. Next was a ‘Canter’ (Jogging quickly if he were human) – this is far easier than the trot as it leaves your man bits intact.
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So we cantered and trotted, trotted and cantered along through the undergrowth and stuff until we reached the beach – here we had a walk along the waters edge in slightly more crowded numbers than a Mills and Boone novel, but you could still imagine the old slow-motion image of yourself as you trot along the beach. They pulled us over into this little bit at the top of the beach and we all had to don the lovely ‘stinger’ suits as the waters contain Box Jellyfish and something called a Ikujandi or something like that. Next we actually took the horses into the water – Bareback! Don’t think I’ll ever have kids after that, but was really nice for both the horses and us – no matter how big Mischief is, he would still struggle with a lump like me on him!Â
We returned to shore, put on our normal clothes and rode back to the ranch again. What an animal, they are so placid and lovely. Gonna have to get mi’self one of them when I get home ;)
Click HERE for a short/small video of me on horseback!!